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Jonesy 3716 - Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Published 27 Aug 2026

Duration 18:22

Episodes

3716-

Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.

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27 Aug 2026

3715-

Teenager in India was killed in a plot to steal his testicles. 38 year old woman pretended to be a 12 year old to trick adoption parents.

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25 Aug 2026

3714-

Robot breaks Usain Bolt's sprint record at the World Robot Games. Man takes a hostage, locks himself in men's room, demands a hypnotist.

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24 Aug 2026

3713-

Florida woman bites off her husband's ear while driving. Florida lady let's an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.

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21 Aug 2026

3712-

Rescue pug wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.

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20 Aug 2026

3711-

600 students escape a haunted hostel after girls are possessed. Celebrity claims she had an exorcism using a didgeridoo.

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19 Aug 2026

3710-

Woman dies and comes back to life, gets a parking ticket. World Toe Wrestling Champions have been crowned.

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18 Aug 2026

3709-

Airport sauna closes after travelers turn it into a sex den. Boat Captain fined for blowing a horn to wake a polar bear.

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17 Aug 2026

3708-

Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.

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14 Aug 2026

3707-

NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages.

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13 Aug 2026

3706-

Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.

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12 Aug 2026

3705-

Police rescue over 40 cats left abandoned on a sailboat off the coast. Radio program accidentally announced the death of King Charles.

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11 Aug 2026

3704-

Flight canceled when child refuse to wear a seatbelt. Dog meat soup will beat the summer heat, says North Korean health dept.

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10 Aug 2026

3703-

Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse.

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Fri, 7 Aug 2026 22:39:27 +0000

3702-

Chicken amusement park is shut down because the chicken wasn't cooked. New raccoon pet law makes it easier to own one in Tennessee.

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Thu, 6 Aug 2026 22:36:07 +0000

3701-

Man dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare hospital patients. Vampire guy left dead animals outside churches.

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Wed, 5 Aug 2026 23:00:31 +0000

3700-

Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview.

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Tue, 4 Aug 2026 21:22:14 +0000

3699-

Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.

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Wed, 6 Mar 2024 23:50:44 +0000

3698-

Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.

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Tue, 5 Mar 2024 23:28:05 +0000

3697-

Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.

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Mon, 4 Mar 2024 23:36:50 +0000

3696-

Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.

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Fri, 1 Mar 2024 23:41:58 +0000

3695-

Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.

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29 Feb 2024

3694-

Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.

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28 Feb 2024

3693-

Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram

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27 Feb 2024

3692-

Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.

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26 Feb 2024

3691-

Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!

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23 Feb 2024

3690-

Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.

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22 Feb 2024

3689-

Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.

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21 Feb 2024

3688-

Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.

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20 Feb 2024

3687-

Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.

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19 Feb 2024

3686-

Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.

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16 Feb 2024

3685-

Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?

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15 Feb 2024

3684-

Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.

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14 Feb 2024

3683-

Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.

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13 Feb 2024

3682-

Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.

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13 Feb 2024

3681-

Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.

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Fri, 9 Feb 2024 23:28:53 +0000

3680-

Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.

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Thu, 8 Feb 2024 23:31:41 +0000

3679-

"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.

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Wed, 7 Feb 2024 23:46:04 +0000

3678-

Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.

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Tue, 6 Feb 2024 23:19:43 +0000

3677-

Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.

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Mon, 5 Feb 2024 23:36:19 +0000

3676-

Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.

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Sat, 3 Feb 2024 00:15:22 +0000

3675-

Adult diaper spa offer therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.

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Fri, 2 Feb 2024 01:33:45 +0000

3674-

Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.

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31 Jan 2024

3673-

After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.

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30 Jan 2024

3672-

Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.

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29 Jan 2024

3671-

Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.

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26 Jan 2024

3670-

Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.

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25 Jan 2024

3669-

Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.

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24 Jan 2024

3668-

Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.

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23 Jan 2024

3667-

Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.

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22 Jan 2024