Episode's summary
Thank you to everyone who listened to last week’s episode. Shoutout to our day ones and newcomer babysitters, but a special shoutout to the trolls for the record-breaking engagement across all platforms. The hate in your heart fills our stats and pockets and for that we thank you! To give our new listeners a taste of what we are all about, we have a very on-brand, off-topic episode for you. Our favorite white people songs, nightmares about Jordin Canada, manifesting a 7 game series for the Valkyries vs Dream final, our every thought and strategy on Traitors to this point, and one babysitter writes in on how Syd and TP are entertaining (terrorizing) an IT department in New Zealand. If you liked what you heard last week, don’t forget to clock in this week. All babysitters welcome! Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow…
Thank you to everyone who listened to last week’s episode. Shoutout to our day ones and newcomer babysitters, but a special shoutout to the trolls for the record-breaking engagement across all platforms. The hate in your heart fills our stats and pockets and for that we thank you! To give our new listeners a taste of what we are all about, we have a very on-brand, off-topic episode for you. Our favorite white people songs, nightmares about Jordin Canada, manifesting a 7 game series for the Valkyries vs Dream final, our every thought and strategy on Traitors to this point, and one babysitter writes in on how Syd and TP are entertaining (terrorizing) an IT department in New Zealand. If you liked what you heard last week, don’t forget to clock in this week. All babysitters welcome! Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow…
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Hate Comments Helped Break Our Viewership Records
ListenedThank you to everyone who listened to last week’s episode. Shoutout to our day ones and newcomer babysitters, but a special shoutout to the trolls for the record-breaking engagement across all platforms. The hate in your heart fills our stats and pockets and for that we thank you! To give our new listeners a taste of what we are all about, we have a very on-brand, off-topic episode for you. Our favorite white people songs, nightmares about Jordin Canada, manifesting a 7 game series for the Valkyries vs Dream final, our every thought and strategy on Traitors to this point, and one babysitter writes in on how Syd and TP are entertaining (terrorizing) an IT department in New Zealand. If you liked what you heard last week, don’t forget to clock in this week. All babysitters welcome! Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow…
Based in Reality
ListenedOne thing you can count on: Syd and TP are always going to stand on business. We know you've all wanted to hear from us and we’re ready to talk about it all. Not just one interaction with a belligerent b*tch boy, but the last decade of standing up for what's right.We also get into our time at ComplexCon (TP was in thrift heaven) and where we got our sick basketball jackets. Plus, giving Arike and the ice in her veins flowers and breaking some WNBA insider news about Alysha Clark. We're loving the meme factory that's Angel Reese and not at all surprised by Coach Nat's collapse, she'd be calling plays from the back of an ambulance if she had to.Finally, we love when you ask us for dating advice. We love it more when you’re nuts and not self aware. Keep the mess coming babysitters… See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We Got the Chance to Scissor on the Jumbotron
ListenedAudio listeners, we see you, we hear you… and yes, we did forget about you. We’ll do better.Y’all keep tagging us in everything, so let’s break it all down. Rickea Jackson is back on her quarterly queerbaiting grind with her latest rainbow road incident, A’ja Wilson had a literal run-in with a worker who she then blamed for the loss of her pregame gum, and we’re saying goodbye to the Connecticut Sun while TP shares memories from the Tulsa Shock days, the Mohegan Tribe, and our unforgettable championship in Uncasville.We also have a moment for Nneka and the legacy she is leaving behind, hear Sheryl Swoopes’ thoughts on our wigs, and debate the Mercury dancers’ proposal… with TP firmly ANTI public proposal.Plus, we recap our Game 1 Live IG Story coverage for Amazon Prime and relive our viral scissor sisters handshake on the Jumbotron. There’s more playoff talk coming, including something y’all have been asking to hear all about, so stay tuned.Lastly, a moment for Aminata Seck, who was detained by ICE at…
If Only All White Women Behaved Like TP And Ms. Rachel
ListenedTP has another outfit you do not want to miss. Who knew TP looked so good in pink and in overalls?Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran is the new face of All Lives Matter with his apology and backtrack in the same breath. And here goes Pink again, giving the color a bad name. If Syd can make it this far raw dogging her ADHD, you can make it to our W segment of this episode. We give our two cents as we look ahead at the playoffs. We got our eyes on The Young Hos and how people always seem to forget the kind of motivation a season of disrespect can do for a team. Women are getting statues… finally! Congrats to Lisa Leslie (she’s cute) and Sylvia Fowles. Spoiler - we didn’t come dressed as their statues, but we love messing with the legends, so you never know what’s coming. We’re doing some boots (pants) on the ground journalism and finding out what Gen Alpha has to say about if farts are funny. Stinky Stinky! Either way, let’s keep farts and more importantly FECES out of sporting events. Yes, we’re talking about the HYROX…
Syd Walked In Her First NYFW and Ignored All Her Coaching
ListenedSorry audio, but it’s time to tune in to video or you’ll miss a BIG reveal.As our time in NYC comes to a close, we went out big with everything from tennis drills with Sloane Stephens to having to run across the city in clogs and brand new Doc Martens to get to a dinner with our boss’ boss’ boss (we are embarrassed and taking accountability, okay…). Syd walked in her first fashion show at NYFW and to no one’s surprise, did not implement the coaching she was given but looked good doing it (really good). She loved it so much she wore the look again for the recording. TP got to be among her people at the Tall Tours but she is still out on wearing heels. At least no one asked how the weather is up there - the same btw. Finally, a babysitter writes in for advice on how to keep a friendship as great as Syd and TP’s. There really is no big secret, just always go out of your way to show people you care. Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram:…