Mai Morning Crew

We deck out the Mai Ute in flags and take to the streets of Ponsonby for our own Rugby League World Cup parade, talk to Love Island Australia star Keanu Wainui-Kemp, Martin Devlin breaks down the upcoming Kiwi and Pacific league clashes, and Tegan breaks down the unwritten rules of girlhood. 00:00:00 - The Pres: Voting Booth Shenanigans & Spotify Questions 00:08:05 - Celebrating Gumboot Friday & Kev's 61st Birthday 00:16:20 - That's Rank: The Word 'Car' 00:20:32 - Martin Devlin On Rugby League World Cup Semis 00:27:15 - Things Guys Will Never Understand About Girlhood 00:35:09 - Love Island Australia's Keanu on Going Viral & Gizzy Roots 00:41:17 - Ten Weird Signs You Are Healthier Than You Think 00:52:44 - The Mate Ma'a Waka: Live Siren Parade Through Ponsonby Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew unpacks a wild scam message sent from a political party leader's WhatsApp, debates whether obesity will vanish in the next two decades, and hears listeners confess to the most bizarre non-toy household items their toddlers refuse to put down. Plus, Nickson sports a questionable new look in the studio. 00:00:00 - The Pres 00:10:00 - Guy Fawkes & Weird Celebrations 00:16:14 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:26:45 - Let's Rank: The Word 'Gold' 00:31:18 - In Studio: Jack Tame on Political Grilling & Debates 00:43:16 - What was your bathroom reading? 00:52:12 - I'm Here, You're There: Airing Out the Opps 01:00:54 - Politi-Grill: National Party MP Paul Goldsmith 01:09:14 - Anything But a Toy: Weird Childhood Obsessions Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Te Paati Māori candidate Oriini Kaipara steps up to the mic on Politi-Grill to face Nickson’s questions, while rugby legends Piri Weepu and Kaipo Olsen-Baker talk about the return of the Z Manu World Champs. Plus, the team breaks down chaotic local flea market finds, deciphers passive-aggressive neighbourhood notes, and relives the golden era of after-school Kiwi television. 00:00:00 - Fiji Rooming Arrangements & Tegan Roasts the Boys 00:18:03 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:21:50 - That's Rank: KAI 00:28:54 - Passive-Aggressive Windscreen Messages 00:45:03 - The Best Parts of Local Kiwi Markets 00:53:08 - Politi-Grill: Te Pāti Māori Candidate Oriini Kaipara 01:03:24 - Kiwi TV Nostalgia: What Now, Squirt and Saturday Mornings 01:13:24 - In Studio: Piri Weepu & Kaipo Olsen-Baker on Manu Champs Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins steps into the hot seat on Politi-Grill, while the crew debates the country's worst car park layouts, breaks down crazy things carried through airport security, and Tegs reveals her paru habits. 00:00 - The Pres: Border Patrol Stories & Airport Contraband 18:05 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 23:03 - That's Rank: 'Chips' 30:47 - Parade Diaries 35:11 - Police Knock at Tegan's Door Looking for Christopher 46:35 - What Dat Suburb: Reversing Down the Motorway 59:07 - Politi-Grill: Labour Leader Chris Hipkins 01:13:16 - Paru Habits: Tegan's Hair Flossing Confession Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Tegan actually survive 21 kilometres across the Auckland Harbour Bridge??! TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Weekend Debrief 00:19:21 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:26:47 - I'm Telling Your Mom: Ratting Out Bad Behaviour 00:33:06 - Clayface Stars Tom Rhys Harries & Naomi Ackie 00:48:06 - Politi-Grill: Qiulae Wong from The Opportunity Party 00:57:16 - Tegan's Brutal Auckland Half Marathon Breakdown 01:03:00 -How Different Whānau Sing Happy Birthday 01:11:24 - TEEKS Celebrates His New Album 'Lover's Comet' Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Jones steps up to the mic for the latest installment of Politi-Grill. Jordyn with a Why joins the studio to celebrate her debut EP 'Where You Water', the team breaks down the high-stakes Tonga vs. Samoa clash, and Rico from the Mai whānau almost gets cancelled. 00:00 - The Pres: Relationship Milestones & Halloween Outfits 20:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 25:00 - That’s Rank: The Word ‘Jones’ 30:00 - Marty Devlin Previews Tonga vs Samoa & All Blacks 36:00 - Storme's Dead-Battery G-SHOCK 58:00 - Politi-Grill: Shane Jones Faces Nickson's Questions 01:06:00 - Tegan's Accidental National Party Marathon Nails 01:10:00 - Jordyn with a Why on 'Where You Water' EP Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Green Party MP Tamatha Paul steps up for the second round of Politi-Grill, We talk about the Trillionaire Thugs NFT documentary, introduce a new game 'What Limb Is In The Bin' and gather last-minute marathon advice for Tegan. 00:00:00 - The Pres: Relationship Milestones & Road Code Tests 25:35:00 - Trillionaire Thugs: Raniera Rewiri on the NFT Fall 46:40:00 - I'm Here, You're There: Calling Out The Opps 52:20:00 - What Limb Is In The Bin? 58:30:00 - Politi-Grill: Tamatha Paul Reps the Green Party 01:06:30 - Tegan's Final Half-Marathon Advice 01:15:50 - Eds Reverses Straight Into Storme's Car. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ACT party representative Paul Henry steps up to the mic for the very first edition of Politi-Grill, the team wanna know what is the best part of the fish and chip shop, Tegan hunts for a brand new post-marathon personality, and should you tell someone if you’re missing a leg. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - The MMC Pres 00:02:45 - Having adult Asthma 00:15:00 - That's Rank: 'Paul' 00:22:15 - The Best Part of a Fish & Chip Shop 00:31:00 - Rhythm & Vines Gisborne: Getting Storme on the Lineup? 00:36:20 - Politi-Grill: Nickson Grills ACT's Paul Henry 00:41:35 - Tegan's Search for a New Personality After Running 00:50:35 - Should You Tell Someone You’re Missing A Leg? 00:56:15 - Calling MC Joey's Boss Live to Beg for Fiji Leave Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EVERYONE IS BACK after a week of sickness! Nickson got arrested, Storme is up to Ally Activites again, St Pauls choir comes through to bless our ears and we find our MC for Party in the Pacific! 00:00 - Welcome to the MMC Pres! 06:00 - Full Crew Reunited & Arun's Sick Leave Activities 18:40 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 23:10 - Pulled Over in Point Chev: Nickson's Ruined Ice Cream 33:55 - Why Storme Is Crowned the Ultimate Girls' Guy Ally 43:10 - St Paul's College Choir Performs the National Anthem 47:35 - Mai Guy/Mai Gal Party in The Pacific Live Performances 01:03:21 - Winner of Mai Guy/Mai Gal! 01:08:40 - That's Rank Live in Studio with Fan-Favorite Fernando Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

J Cole Day Baby!!! We debate small acts of feminism, talk to all the Cook Island Islands ahead of their big match against the Kiwis, and Nickson the K-Road Hero. 00:00:00 - The Crew Are Back From Sick Leave! 00:03:00 - Kicking Out Hecklers 00:11:30 - That’s Rank: Storme Ranks “Jays” 00:15:30 - Isaiac Tuala's Massive Lolly Lei Stash 00:18:48 - Small Acts of Feminism 00:30:00 - The Unforgivable Flu: What We Missed This Week 00:39:30 - Uniting the Cook Islands 00:48:45 - Tegan's Half-Marathon Training & How She’s CHEATING 00:54:30 - Nickson's Becomes a K-Road Hero Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seems there was a super spreader at Olivia Dean's concert, now everyone is sick! Tegan, Storme, & Shay take you through for you Monday morning! Shay takes a stab at Quiz Master, and immediately loses her title. An unlikely New Zealand icon bought Tegz Olivia Dean merch! The MMC are still on the hunt for the perfect hype man for Storme, in Fiji. Storme disrespects Tegz' couch Shay embarrasses herself at Olivia Dean Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nickson shares an awkward encounter at the vet while dropping off his dog Billy, the team breaks down childhood myths, Ucegang comes through and Shay comes to us live from Olivia Dean! 00:00:00 - Show Kickoff 00:08:52 - Breaking News: Mate Ma'a Tonga Renamed Tonga 13 00:11:33 - If You Don’t Know Now You Know Quiz 00:16:13 - That’s Rank: Storme Ranks “Raw” 00:21:31 - Nickson's Vet Story with Billy 00:26:22 - Unsolicited Advice: When Did I Ask? 00:33:36 - Make Dat Noise 00:36:14 - What Did You Believe as a Kid? 00:43:01 - Black Fern Laura Bayfield Joins Us! 00:47:42 - The Mai Morning Crew Court Session 00:51:56 - Ucegang in Studio For His New Thriller Short Film 00:57:46 - Live Western Springs Tour with Shay Olivia Dean 01:03:29 - Party in the Pacific MC Auditions: MC Da Silva Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tegan and Storme reveal a 200-person international group chat dedicated to dirty habits, the stars of Inky Pinky Ponky 2 join us the studio, Storme gets thrown under the bus with Chris Hipkins and the silly games you play when you don't know the karakia... 00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show Whānau! 00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz 00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps" 00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki & JP Studio Interview 00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) & Beveragino 00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name 00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern 00:37:00 - Throwing Storme Under the Bus 00:38:42 - Company Time Bathroom Etiquette 00:41:01 - Were Powerbands a Total High School Scam? 00:43:23 - I'm Here, You're There: Revenge & Petty Takes 00:48:48 - Wananga Wednesday: Faking Karakia Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about…

Today Bailey turns down Temuera Morrison, Aussie comedy legend Chopper stops by, and send us a Rock! Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame. 00:00 - Welcome to the show! 02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club & Catchup 08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz 12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv" 16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance 19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song 27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre 30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez 35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy 39:26 - Bailey Said NO to Temuera Morrison! 43:21 - ASAP Rocky Ticket Giveaway: Send Us a Rock 46:34 - Broken Things Lying Around the House 54:03 - TV & Movie Distractions: Smell, Handbrakes & Zombie Gas Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 political billboards on ONE North Shore fence?! Tegan brings in the photo that's breaking the internet, tradies playing silly games on site. Plus, political reporter Tova O'Brien joins the studio ahead of the multi-leaders debate, and the team decks out their cars for the Rugby League World Cup! 00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes & Morning Email Hacks 00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker 00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans 00:19:27 - Nickson's Taupō Audi Racetrack Dilemma 00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him 00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out Of Hand 00:34:51 - Tradie Talk: Calling Out Silly Games On-Site (Part 1) 00:37:28 - On-Site Blunders, Tesla Hammers & Drug Test Failures (Part 2) 00:41:55 - Tikanga Police: Storme Eats Before Karakia 00:45:42 - Pimping Our Cars for the Rugby League World Cup 00:50:46 - What Dat Suburb: Bouncy Castles & Pull-Ups at Macca's 00:59:13 - What Does "Relatable" Even Mean Anymore? (Part…

Shay gets caught stealing dessert forks and Eden Park grass, Nickson defends riding his BMX as a 41 year old and we take on some unsolicited advice... Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shay’s kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umaga’s legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Telling Your Mum!" 00:00 - Pubtober Recap 08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz 14:13 - That's Rank: Famous Baldies 18:31 - Nickson's BMX Riding 22:25 - Shay Steals Forks and Grass from Eden Park 27:07 - Crazy Things Brought Home After a Night Out 30:00 - Clint Roberts From ZM Doing Headstands in the Corp Lounge 32:15 - I'm Telling Your Mum! 39:29 - Getting Told Off by Tana Umaga 45:09 - When You Last Got A Kick Up The Ass 49:46 - Party in the…

A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office dickhead behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober! 00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff 01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil 03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate 08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know 13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia 17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If... 23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette 27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House? 38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club 41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing 46:00 - The Court Session 50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Shell”. What’s an everything shower?? Tegan’s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time? I’m here, and you’re there! Let’s get petty. The phrase you shouldn’t use when asking for a payrise. Storme is now a food journo! What’s the dead giveaway you’re a big back? Potatoes in different fonts? What ruined your 8 week challenge? Storme brought shame on his family name. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan’s friend has been casting spells… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Tame”. Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa? Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something? What do you need a peptide for? How soon have you had babies back to back? What’s the best part of The Lion King? Who hasn’t taken you on a date in ages? Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme has his take on the best utensil. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Green”. Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta… Nickson’s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What’s your Dad’s greatest skill? Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch? Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws? We wanna visit your local pub! Who are you voting for Mai whanau?? Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her? What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood? People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs did the most at Nickson’s sausage sizzle… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chicks”. Storme got confused for a Blues player… Nickson has a new skill that doesn’t get enough love. What’s your skill that doesn’t get enough love? I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend? Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19! Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks. Who is the greatest Dave of all time?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Blue”. Any Wahs fans going to the final still? Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate? Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to? Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session. Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition. Texts that make you t i n g l e… Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain? What Dat Language?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan had a mare with her Milkrun order. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bobs”. We had the best time at the Chorus Fibre Lab! We play the worlds most dangerous radio game. I’m here, and you’re there! It gets petty today… Tegan realised what it’s like going on a field trip with 2 ADHD people. We get an update on Nickson’s HR meeting… What was the ridiculous reason you got sent to HR? Turns out Tegan can predict the future. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: We go through some of the comments on our Hyrox video. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Geoffs”. Who cracked a joke when you were at your lowest? Storme needs some new hobbies, so Tegs suggests a few for him. What is the best part of the bakery? Nickson is doing a sausage sizzle this weekend. Tegan has the gift of nagging, so we get her to nag your partners for you. We talk to the Hauraki Breakfast show about stealing one of their segments. So naturally we steal another one from a different station. Nickson was running a muck on our companies social media platform. To the point he now has an HR meeting… Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: Is Tat South the most respectable suburb in Tāmaki Makaurau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Air”. Year Three Times: What are the best songs to come out of 1996? Nickson has started following people on Insta. What are the signs the world is healing? What Dat Suburb?! What’s the weird thing you’ve seen in your suburb? Tegan has the hardest “Would you rather”. We reveal how we went in the Hyrox Challenge. Did we kaka our pants? What’s the tooth fairy paying these days? “We Sigh, We Don’t Cry,” come have a sigh about your partner. Are you using a broom or a vacuum in the bathroom? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouse… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Aussie”. We need to get Storme some new hobbies. Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend? Storme got shamed at a shared lunch… Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some people…. Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could. We’re gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pants. What do you wanna blame on daylight savings? John Kirwan joins us on the show to talk about “Mitey” and the “Drive for Five”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Any one hit wonders wanna play the NFL final? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Meta”. We talk to Black Fern Veisinia Mahutariki-Fakalelu about their next game against England this weekend. What do you wanna do when you get skinny? Today is the most common day for birthdays in NZ. The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh. We find out if Storme can actually determine different stores by his sense of smell… What are the work things keeping you up at night? Sarah Hirini joins us on the show! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: How much weight did you put on after your 8 week challenge? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Weight”. Cooper Smith ran 250km straight to raise money for I am hope, so we get him on to talk about this massive feat! What ruined your name? I’m here & you’re there! Storme has another go at being the human calorie counter, this time with Twisties. We try out a rap challenge. Storme reckons he can identify stores just by the smell of them. What do you reckon is the best smelling store? Nickson’s been papped using his burner account. Can you bring an iced coffee to an interview? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Nickson gets deep and shares his feelings. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ken”. Uso vs Bro vs Toko vs Kill vs Mate. What’s the best? What has someone said out loud that made you go “woah woah woah?!” Your go to bunking spots at high school. Channing Tatum has a burner account, do you have one? Taylor Serage joins us to talk about Max vs 100 with Red Bull. Storme gets his final weigh in for the big brown slim down! We test out the human calorie counter. What is the best part of “I will always love you”? We try a new controversial game… What dat accent?! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: It’s been 48 hours since the Wahs loss, how we all feeling whānau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds”. Nickson’s son Atoa celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and he went to the BOUJEEST place for his bday lunch… How many NZ reps listen to us? What dat suburb! You tell us an out the gate story, we try and guess what suburb it happened in. What would Beauty & The Beast look like if it was set in NZ? What would The Lion King look like if it was set in Samoa? This planet is boring AF… What would make it more interesting? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: If no one likes talking to you, Tegan has some tips. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Balls”. Look, we know the Wahs lost… So we’re opening up the “Wah Wah Line” every hour so you can have a wah. Tegs successfully split the G! What are you adding to your CV? Storme got left out to dry when he was MCing the tennis. I’m telling your Mum! Who do you need to tell on from the weekend? Tegan had her first marae stay over the weekend! What crazy hobby have your parents taken up? Storme was backing Japan to win the Tennis so it would finish early and he could go to the Wahs… What culture do you wish you were apart of? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: What would you remove from human existence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Kings”. We talk to Mia Anderson from the Black Ferns about their game this weekend. Are you over 30, have no kids but still have milo? You better not talk about my hairline… Nickson can’t stand the smell of fake tan. What’s the smell that triggers you? Mike from Rebel Souljahz joins us on the show to talk about Kingston Calling. Who tf are the LSBs??? The Court Session is back! And it’s Nickson’s first. Lets just say he made the cut more than once… Tegan is doing noho and staying on the marae, but she needs some tips! Martin Devlin is back from South Africa! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Someone is walking around Aotearoa not knowing they’re the smartest person in this country… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Harps”. Who’s the uncle that is not really your uncle? Harry Potter out of context to bamboozle Nickson. I’m here, and you’re there! It’s SAVAGE today. Storme has a motivational poem for the Knights ahead of their game against the Wahs this weekend. Have your parents ever called out your partner for being too ugly? What’s your povo meal? Stan Walker joins us to have a kōrero about his new waiata “Kāinga”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Judge Judy is retiring! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fish”. Have you ever had to fight for your love like Akon? We try and learn the longest place name in Aotearoa What’s a product that is all sheeiiiit? We talk to Riana Te Ngahue about enrolling to vote. We read out some feedback about the new CRL line. Anyone else faking a 5am run to avoid an awkward morning with a 1 night stand. What is the best part of the first Shrek movie? Paige comes through to talk about new music & give us a acoustic performance. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: New Yorkers are spending too much money on OnlyFans… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Reo”. Nickson and his Wife have started day drinking now their son is at school. Storme LOVES a Tiny Desk performance, and the combos of them. What’s your heavenly combo? What dat suburb! Someone is driving a couch down the road. 5 situations you need to see someone in before dating them. Storme’s body is giving “Computer Server”, what is your body giving? Storme jinxed the Wahs, tell him to SHUSH! Shoutout to these GOATED lollies. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan has reached a new level of lazy… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Losses”. Storme was meant to do content at the Wahs game over the weekend. Lets just say the content consisted of adult fantas… Men are happier when they date younger women? Nickson’s poppa sadly passed away, but before he died he was waiting on someone… I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to be told off from the weekend?? Tegs went to Pak’nSave for the first and last time over the weekend. What gets you overstimulated?? Nickson’s newest artist on his playlist… Someone at Nickson’s local bowls club walked home after the Wahs loss to be in his thoughts… How did you recover from the loss? Someone GOATED said they were proud of Storme. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some kupu Māori for you to use next week. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Trains”. Are you above average when it comes to kissing? Storme has a new game “Follow the Script”! Who was your 2000s crush? We talk about the new iPhone Duo and how we’ll never afford it… Share you Wahs gameday experience… PAINT THE PICTURE! Taylor Serage will be versing THE Max Verstappen in the Red Bull Max vs 100! So we see if she’s up to the challenge. Tegs loves to take things slow…. How do you take it slow in your life? The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh is BACK! Where Producer Arun calls the team out on their mishaps from the week. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks PHONE If you’re a parent, Tegs has a hack for you to try The new iphone just got uncovered… what are we thinking about it? Storme is being reported to the PARU POLICE. Ain’t no way he’s doing this at restaurants I’m here, you’re there Shay doesn’t believe in closure… Which flav of Raro was the best? Asking the hard hitting questions this morning Tegs is a changes guy, she walking around Ben10 right now and she proud of it Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora to the Darlings! Prod. Shay coming through to deliver you your podcast. Much love ❤️ - Shay wants to know what we're doing about GTA 6!?- Women are trading in their dating 'norms' to invest more in an emotional platonic friendship. - Shay has oversold herself, and she can't escape the inevitable. - Storme took 'Mr. Think-About-It' to get boil-up ingredients. - Storme is morphing into the girlies the more he's with Tegz & Prod. Shay. - Sleep for dinner? - The WAH's just gained another fan! (s/o to Tracey) - Are you a Jedi at heart? Storme has your ideal location. Stay blessed, stay safe! we run it back tomorrow - BLEHHH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Police” How are you cooking up your boilup? What do you have that everyone wants but you’ve had enough of? You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement village… Are you taking the cheap rent? What would be on your suburbs flag? Shay has a PSA for sperm donors… Storme reveals what dat sound is! My partner keeps… Fill the blanks! Geeks unanonymous! Call through and tell us why you’re a geek! Stan Walker comes through for a kōrero about “Family Tree”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Why can’t we let Tegs suffer in silence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Les’” You get $200mill, but your sis goes to jail for 12 months… What you doing?? Storme can’t give massages, what can’t you do and why? Tegan tries to name all 50 US states, can she do it? Anyone you need to tell on from the weekend? It’s time to TELL THEIR MUM! Do we think the Skytower is “full fat” or “low carb”? It’s Tegan & her partners anniversary… So we ask you Mai whānau to shoutout your partners on air <3 Storme wants to define the skuxx era… Shay’s version of Chipmunks was the Manukau Food Court, what was yours?? BEWARE OF THESE SCAMS! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds” Ray & Eden from the brand new True Love on the show for a yarn Fathers Day is this Sunday, what reminds you of your Dad? Randy was supposed to cook for a client video yesterday and he wasn’t very good at it…why are you single? The very first MMC COURT SESSION!!!! We create a nickname for anyone called Eugene Big back maths How to know if you are in the wrong career Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “House” Storme’s wife received the strangest compliment from her doctor. Bars in songs that go HARD for no reason! How are you picking up people? I’m here, you’re there IS BACK! The director of Lomu - Vea Mafile’o joins us on the show! Storme’s wife was a little too shy to ask for help after she hurt herself, and honestly fair enough. We attempt the flyover from the South Africa vs All Blacks game in Cape Town. Storme tries out some reo tongue twisters on us. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Stans” What is the most common teacher gift? All Gen Z’s are taking more sick days than other generations (can confirm this as a Gen Z) Which movie do you know 99%? Storme brings a very suss sound to the show…you have to guess what it is Ladies…what are we blaming on our period? A security guard is playing silly games with a cucumber Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fathers” Tegan has some hopeful math for you. We talk to Brady Rush about the Northland Taniwhas win to retain the Ranfurly shield. What’s the biggest thing you’ve won? What dat suburb is back! How much should you gift at a wedding? Tegan’s running photo got her back on her haerenga. What room were you not expected to be in? Some children’s shows have some interesting real life implications… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “numbers” What’s on Teg’s feed at the moment? Our sports specialist Martyn Devlin was going to give us a live update from South Africa… but he wasn’t quite up to it … Court is now in session I’m telling your mum on you, who are you dobbing in? Strome vs Lanai vs the bins pt123123149 The greatest rivalry is going down atm. What is your greatest rivalry? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bots” Tegs had a holy shit I'm 30 moment. Is Sione the only person who had Knowing You by Jamoa Jam at their wedding? Tegs just cracked 200 days in a row on Duolingo! So we tested her Spanish. IRD is open for feedback at the moment and Nickson is drafting up an email. The top 5 lunchbox snacks when we were kids, and checking out what kids these days get. How do you know an islander manages a retail store? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Rons” Storme thinks he has a celebrity doppelganger. Tegs fully misread the room, twice. We talk through heaven's hottest collabs and the artists we gotta enjoy while they're here. Tegs had a million dollar app idea that she never got going. What's your gameday superstition? A new personality type just dropped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Dolls” The Taniwhas have dropped a banger after their big Ranfurly Shield win. Why Storme is going to hell. Brayden got an apology from The Rock. What's something you thought only happened in movies? Shay had her car stolen by a workmate. Test running out What Dat Car game. A tribute to the great Dolly Parton! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cards” Would you rather eat with a fussy eater or someone that forgets their wallet? We go through restaurants that you miss more than your ex. Are sirens the problem, or do they just need a better catalogue? Tegan's boyfriend thought she was a man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices